Jumping Rob Installment 4

Ok, I guess I'm still not sick of it. Here are some more.


Some really tough competition going on here.

No, Charlie, I'm so not streaking with Edward Cullen.

Are we jealous of Taylor Lautner's skills or the fact he hosted SNL?

Looks like Edward is still hunting.

And now it looks like Edward is being hunted.

Definitely not Fifty.

You Asked For It, More Jumping Rob

I honestly thought this would be old by now, but I have had quite a few requests for more Jumping Rob.  So here you go.


Someone doesn't appreciate the dress code.

A new spin on Pocket Edward.

Bella describes watching Edward hunt as being sensual.  I think I see what she means.

How many of you would save more money if this was on it?

This guy will never get away with what he is about to do.

Here is Jumping Rob doing Turbo Fire. He is very enthusiastic. Look at that energy!

Run Rob, run!!

I don't really have a caption for this one.

I think if Rob were to see this, he would have a very similar reaction.

There you have it folks. This may be the end of my Jumping Rob kick. Unless, I think of something really friggin funny.

LwE's Week 1 Results

So I have completed one week of my new fitness routine! To say I'm excited about it is an understatement. I really do love the new workout I'm doing. It's called Turbo Fire. I highly recommend this to anyone looking for a challenge in their workout and who wants to burn a lot of fat and calories fast. You can check it out at Beachbody.com. For those who want a good fat and calorie burn but with not as high crazy intensity, then I recommend Turbo Jam. Still an awesome workout with great results.

But my favorite thing about Turbo Fire is the really hot guy in his undies they have in the videos!




Here is my progress for the week!

More Jumping Rob To Love

So clearly I have a new obsession.  I can't seem to make enough of these.  I'm sure this won't stop here.  Rob is way too much fun to play with. 

Watch out Dracula.  Jumping Rob will cut you.

"Sparkle this, bitch!"


Just because.

Here is Rob involved in some Star Wars antics.

"There is no streaking on the Death Star!  Did the Emperor put you up to this?!"


PokeRob!!

Spiderman is not happy with his sidekick's costume choice.



Edward thought that he could sneak past the wolf pack and onto LaPush as long as he tried to blend in by wearing a traditional werewolf uniform.  However, I'm pretty sure he was noticed.

"I didn't know we had such pale werewolves."
"We don't."
"Oh......crap."

Looks like everyone wants a little taste of Rob.

Can't Get Enough Of Jumping Rob

I am thoroughly enjoying all of the Jumping Rob photos so much.  I could not resist making some of my own.  I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

Here we see a revised version of the Meadow Scene from Twilight.

I'm thrilled that we finally get to see Edward hunting!!

I got to go to a 100 Monkeys show last year and look who rushed the stage!!

Here we see that Rob knows how to start the party, albeit inappropriately.

And I just had to put him in a pic with mini Edward.

"Last one in is a sparkly vampire!"

Wow, that was fun. I wonder how many more of these things I will make.

LwE's Get Fit, Don't Quit!

Some seriousness ladies. I am starting a new work out routine and decided to start doing video blogs about it. Why blog about it you ask? Accountability. I need something and someone to help keep me motivated, so I bring you LwE's Get Fit, Don't Quit!

In these vids I will bring you what I'm doing, my progress, and fitness and nutritional tips. If you have any questions yourself, please ask! I will do my best to answer. So to start, here is a recent pic of me taken in Forks. My weight here is 182 pounds.



I want to get back closer to this, which is about 140 pounds.



My ultimate goal would be to reach about 125. I don't know if that is possible for my body type but I have been a flabby 130 in the past, so I'm thinking it's possible!

So here is my first vid, or vids. Sorry about the length. I had to cut it in two for you tube. I will make them shorter in the future. I promise!

Rob Pattinson Gets Sick In Brazil!!

It seems that Rob has had a bout of nausea on the set of Breaking Dawn. Either that or he is prone to sea sickness. Whatever it is, it is the cause for a possible wardrobe change for Kristen Stewart's dress.

We are told not to worry about filming, that it is all on schedule and this little vomiting incident will not push back the release date. The only problem right now is a highly disputed charge on who should pay the dry cleaner.

I Guess I Can't Get Out Of Being Tagged

Apparently I can not get out of being tagged by Mrs. P at TwiBite. I tried to pass the buck on to Edward, but a few minutes ago I was approached by a very stern vamp telling me I just had to answer the questions. He said he was doing it as a favor to someone else and that someone else would know who they are. So here I go with the questions.

1) In the car, is it the radio or a CD?

It's still not loud enough.

Usually the radio. Because I have XM and there are a lot of stations. But I can still have a hard time finding stuff I like. Music today just sucks. Sometimes a CD if I am in the mood for something particular. And once in a while, my MP3 player.


2) In the rain...is it an umbrella or a hood?

Totally a hood, and then I make a run for it. I am made completely of sugar, and if I get wet, I melt.

This is totally me in the rain. Run Forest, run!

3) What is your favorite season of the year?

Fall, I love the colors and the weather. The temperature is usually perfect. You can wear almost anything you want and be comfy. It is also so cozy with the sweaters, and hoodies and blankies. Not too mention all the pumpkin flavored baked goods!!! That is probably my absolute favorite part.

Yes, this is my house in the fall. Isn't it pretty?

4) In bed...tell me about your pajamas.

I don't do anything extravagant for bed. I usually wear a tank top every day. So I just strip down till I'm just in the tank top and my undies and call it a night. Unless it's cold. Then I may wear pants. But it's rare.

Families like this scare the crap out of me!!

5) Do you get dressed in the bathroom or do you come out in a towel?

Come out in a towel. It is way to steamy and muggy to dress in the bathroom. I hate the way it feels. I have to feel completely dry before I put on any clothes.

This is not my towel. I just think it's funny.

6) How many times a day do you ignore the phone when it rings?

I only ignore a call if I can't take it. Or if I know it is someone who talks for a long time and I only have a few minutes. You are going to wait. I will also ignore a call if the number looks like it is from some type of corporate business. I'm sure whatever they have to say to me or sell me is not so important.

7) Tell me your best birthday present ever.



Hmmm, this is tough. I don't usually get amazing rememberable things for my birthday. The only thing that really sticks out in my mind is my 13th birthday where my dad took me out for the day to the mall. We went shopping and got Cindy's Cinnamon Buns. I just remember it being a really nice time. I loved it.


8) Neighbors...do you talk to them or are they strangers to you?

We have 3 immediate neighbors in our cauldisac. I have met the people across the street but they are basically strangers. They have a lot of dogs that bark when they are not home. I have met the small daughter of one of the families too. She likes to come over sometimes trying to sell stupid crap for a lot of money. Like a tootsie roll or a crappy flower that she picked from someone's yard. She is really irritating. I think her parents finally told her to knock it the hell off. But other than that, I don't really know them at all.

This is probably why none of my neighbors talk to me.

Ok, so that is it for my questions. I guess it wasn't as painful as I thought it would be.

Now for something completely different. On my way home from work, there is a family that has what they think is a Halloween decoration in the front yard. I don't know if I want to be the one to break it to them that it is not a Halloween decoration. It is a giant pumpkin condom. See for yourself.


This decoration is so redneck lazy, I can't stand it. It's a freakin pumpkin penis!!! Well, it is scary, so I guess it kinda serves it's purpose.

Best Eclipse Parody Ever

I don't know how many of you know about The Broodening Twilight Parody by Nathaniel Jones. If you have never seen them you are really missing out. These are by far the best Twilight parodies I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot. So take some time for some epic entertainment.

You can watch Twilight The Broodening here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41OixAKZQWQ

And Twilight 2 Broodening Harder here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LcB_Z9lf5g


And for your viewing pleasure, here is Twilight 3 Electric Broodaloo:

They're Here!

Well not yet they aren't, but we can at least see what they look like. I'm talking about the Series 2 Eclipse Action figures. Why do I get so excited about these? Unfortunately, do not have a release date. My guess is that they will show up right before the DVD release.

Lets give a looky, shall we?

Here is Edward. All they did was take his coat away. And he looks really upset about it. They couldn't have given him one of the other 50 outfits he wore in the movie? I thought artists were supposed to be creative. Oh well, you all know that I will end up with one anyway.

"Someone stole my coat." pout

Next up we have Rosalie. I was very excited to hear they were coming out with her when they announced it months ago. I couldn't wait. And her face is really spot on. It looks just like Nikki. However I don't recall the stories ever saying that Rosalie had carpel tunnel. Poor girl. I will definitely be acquiring one of these. How much fun would it be to have Rosalie live with 8 Edwards! Oh, wait, it will probably be 9 by then.

"FML"

They have a new Bella. I think. It could be this one crazy girl from my Middle School though. I'm still undecided on this. Don't you just love how they even made action figure Bella look like she is wearing a wig too. That is attention to detail in it's finest.

"At least LwE didn't make fun of my Keds."

Last but not least we have another shirtless Jacob. This is of no use to me. As you know I have a quarrel with Neca for not making bendable elbows for the action figures any more. this one doesn't even have movable arms. They paralyzed him!! That is just wrong. It does look like him though. And at least he got a costume change. Lucky dog.

"So the dog jokes are here to stay, huh? You're lucky I can't punch you."

That's all of them. Hopefully for Breaking Dawn they come out with a Carlisle. I really need someone to keep all my Edwards in line.