My manager stated to us that if you add the words "In bed" to the end of every fortune, it completely changes the meaning of the proverb and works almost will all cookies. Basically, we are taking what is meant to be an up lifting tid bit of wisdom and turning it into dirty innuendo. But what else would you expect from us Americans. It's pretty much what we do.
Now, me never having heard this before made me really excited to open all the fortune cookies and see if it was true that it worked for almost all of them. Well, it does, and we had a blast reading them all and considering their alternate meanings. Here is what we came up with. Remember to add "In bed" to the end of each one.
First one to RPattz wins!
This does not apply to all bedtime activities but some activities involving Fifty Shades.
This little game made me want to go back and re-read the fortune that Edward had a few months back and see it's double meaning.This statement is now both true and false.
Do you have any left over fortunes lying around that you now need to take another look at? Do you remember any that you may have received? Spill them in the comments because I am sooooo entertained by this.